VELVET the Persian — Life is a Circus Garment-Dyed Tee

The flat face of someone who has made peace with the world and found it insufficient. The fur is architectural. The effort Velvet requires is significant. The effort Velvet extends is zero. Sits in the most inconvenient possible location in every room and regards anyone who suggests moving as deeply confused about how this works.

Insufficient. Immovable. Impeccable.

Garment-dyed heavyweight tee. B&W stencil art. One red nose. Wear the chaos.

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100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)

Garment-dyed for a soft colour and lived-in texture

Relaxed fit with double-needle stitching on all seams

Tubular knit — no side seams, sewn-in label for clean lines

Available S–4XL in multiple colours

Machine wash cold · Do not bleach · Tumble dry low

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean